YOUTUBE - "A motorcyclist escaped with only minor injuries after riding into a sinkhole in China.  The footage, taken last week, shows the man looking at his phone shortly before crashing into the gaping crater in the road. CCTV captured the moment the street collapses before the unwitting  motorcyclist drops into the hole head- first. View the video at https://www.theguardian.com/"

FOR STARTERS I'M NOT SURE IF HE DIED... BUT IF HE'S ALIVE... 

If I'm being honest I thought the video was going to be a little different. I was expecting the floor to drop right under an innocent scootering bystander. That's not the case so now I must state the facts...

  1. The sinkhole seemed to have happened about 40 minutes before scoots rolled on through.
  2. Scoots was texting
  3. Scoots didn't see the hole because he was texting.

Therefore it's really hard to feel bad for scoots. At least he looked cool and wasn't wearing a helmet...