Look at that pizza. Seriously, just look at it.
And now think about the fact that someone actually ordered a pizza with peas and mayonnaise on it, and then proceeded to eat it.
Listen, I'm not even remotely picky about my pizza toppings. I'll eat damn near anything on a pizza. But this? I'm good. Everyone likes to argue about whether it's OK to put pineapple on pizza (it is, and you're wrong if you disagree) but can we all just put that aside and agree that peas and mayonnaise do not belong ANYWHERE NEAR pizza?
I even like peas! And I'll eat mayo on a burger or sandwich. But putting those two things on a pizza is just... wrong.
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