Big congrats to Detroit native Jason Heien on the award!
If we can have a bit of an honesty hour I'm a little annoyed no one told me about this contest. No disrespect to Jason because that guy grows a better bread than Abe Lincoln but he has zero chance against me..
Check out that beard. Beard game so strong I broke the webpage and they wont let me post it the right way. Beard game so strong my muststash has commitment issues. Beard game so strong it isn't even the same color. Beard game so strong you can't even see it from 20 feet away. I'm coming for your crown Jason...