Man could you imagine that your birth certificate makes headlines? I feel like that would be the most convenient thing ever.
I tried getting my passport last week. Hear me out. I had to wait a full week because I had no freaking clue where my passport was. I looked everywhere. I even checked in chicago because I used to live there but no luck (humble brag about living in chicago).
If I was famous then I would have no problem. Just head to google and pull up the entertainment article!
This is the positive of being famous. Not the billions of dollars, doing whatever you want when you want, work is super fun... no the benefit is you can lose your birth certificate and be cool with it.