Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Are Separating

 

TMZ - Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have separated, and all signs point to divorce. 

The couple issued a statement saying they are separating.  According to the statement, they made a mutual decision at the end of 2017 to split.  The statement reads, "We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship."

Real sad for the couple as they apparently split a couple months ago but didn't tell anyone. No freaking way they remain friends tho.  I hate when people do that to sound mature. It's the oldest question in the book of relationships, can you break up and still be friends? The answer has been and will always be a no. 

Jennifer Aniston gets a lot of shine for being on the TV show 'Friends'. I have never watched it and have 0 interest to do so, sue me. 

My first thought when I think of Jennifer Aniston is Horrible Bosses. 

 

Nothing has made me want to get my teeth cleaned more. I wouldn't mind if she asked me questions while there was a toothbrush and that weird vacuum in my mouth. God she is perfect.

Sup Jennifer? 

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