I have a buddy who is always asking me to go to the strip club and get some steak with him. I never really understood why people enjoy eating and looking at naked people. Horny and hungry? How about no. You ever turn your browser on 'incognito' and grab a CLIF Bar? Absolutely not.
That being said, this ain't Disney World, I'm not waiting in these lines...
You'd see me at an all you can eat buffet in the brothel before you see me waiting in line. Looks like room temperature Popeyes it is!
If only Michael Scott was there to order...