When Did I Get Fat??

posted by Intern Jack Black -

It was recently pointed out to me that Mojo is losing a ton of weight, and it looks like I am absorbing all of the weight he is losing.  Within the past month, I've been able to really feel and notice myself getting fatter.  Getting out of bed in the morning is more difficult and when I do I make sounds that I've never heard come out of my mouth.  Standing up shouldn't require that much energy! Then I finally took my sweatpants off the other day and put on some jeans...and I popped the button off!  However, the worst part...is I thought my "ding a ling" was getting smaller, but it's just that I can't see a lot of it because my stomach is in the way.

How did this happen? Laziness? Perhaps, but a lot of people are blaming M'Lady saying I got comfortable and I hate to admit it...but I think they may be on to something.  Check out the audio below.

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