I never realized how whipped I was with my girlfriend until recently. I was hanging out with a friend and he mentioned how attracted he is to Halsey, his celebrity crush. He then turned to me, and asked who my celebrity crush was...and I went silent. I couldn't think of anybody! I tried and I tried and couldn't think of any actresses or singers to name, M'Lady was the only thing on my mind. When did this happen?? What kind of crazy spell am I under? So, I went home and sat down to do some serious thinking. It took far longer than it should have, but I was able to come up with a list of five celebrity crushes (in no particular order):
1. Sarah Hyland
-One word: adorable. I think if I had to pick one celebrity crush it would be her. She is clearly funny, as you can tell from her work in Modern Family, and she's a smokeshow! How do those puppy eyes not make you melt?
2. Camila Cabello
-Love her. I'm a sucker for exotic women, so Camila is a no-brainer, here. Looking at this could never get old.
3. Alana Haim
-AKA Baby Haim. What attracts me to her is her natural beauty. She isn't piling on makeup to look beautiful, she rocks the natural look flawlessly. It seems like we'd really get along, I dig the vibe she puts off.
4. Jenny Slate
-*audible sigh* I loveee her! Is there anything on earth cuter than Jenny Slate? I'll wait...
anything? She's hilarious so quirky that you can't help but fall for her.
5. Masiela Lusha
-I had to throw a curveball in here. Every morning, when I wake up at 4:30am, The George Lopez Show is always on Nickelodeon (the channel M'Lady and I fall asleep to), so I watch it as I drink my coffee and get ready for the day. Over the past few months I've developed a pretty serious crush on the girl who plays George's daughter, Carmen. She's obviously gotten older since the show went off the air in 2007, but she was easy on the eyes then and after some Google searching, I'm happy to report nothing has changed.
So, there you have it. Hit me up on Twitter with your Five celebrity crushes @Channel955 or @InternJackBlack. Who am I missing?