Shoveling Trumps Tackle Flake News In Detroit

Shoveling Trumps are the best at shoveling driveways, we really are. Friday, Mojo sent us out to plow, shovel, and remove snow any way we could for citizens of Detroit who were unable to do so themselves.  Or, as we called it, "we're dealing with a lot of Snowflakes."

Several puns ensued, and ultimately, our administration was able to go out there and get the deal done.  One giant step in Making Your Driveway Great Again.  I hear Mojo has done this before, but with Elvises (Elvi?) but nothing can touch the Shoveling Trumps. Any other report is fake news from the MSM. The American people loved their new driveways, they really did. We never saw driveways like this under Obama! Winning BIGLY. There's also a "Snowden" joke in here somewhere that I'm missing...

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