Underwear Bandit In Chesterfield

CHESTERFIELD TOWNSHIP, Mich. (WXYZ) — Chesterfield Police are searching for a man caught on camera shoplifting nearly $300 worth of men's underwear from a local Meijer.

The man apparently concealed $288 worth of Adidas boxer briefs into a $50 backpack and left the store with the stolen items. The total loss was $338.

I have to give a lot of credit to this guy. He went for the gold. Over 300 bucks worth of Adidas underwear? The guy is trying to up his swag level to 3000. Not going to lie, kind of wish I was him Brand new underwear? Adidas? Why not? I'm lucky enough to have stupid Hanes boxer briefs that squeeze the thighs a bit too much. While the GOAT, Michael Jordan, may wear Hanes, nothing beats a pair of fresh underwear. NOTHING!

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