Michigan Police Claim 'There ARE still laws when you're drinking Claws'

(WXYZ) — A Michigan police department is reminding people that the popular phrase, "Ain't no laws when you're drinking Claws" isn't quite true. The phrase has gained popularity across social media with the rise in White Claw drinking, the popular hard seltzer.

So, on Wednesday, the Bath Township Police Department made a post reminding people that, "there ARE still laws when you're drinking Claws."

Well, well, well.... I guess there are a few laws when it comes to Claws. Personally, I'm indifferent about all these seltzer alcoholic beverages but you gotta give the people what they want! I get that drunk driving and doing any activity under the influence. But let the people cheer "NO LAWS WHEN IT COMES TO CLAWS".

I think its funny how butthurt some people are getting about this statement. ITS A JOKE! We only have a few weeks left in summer. Only so many Claws to drink for the people out on the lakes. Lets have some fun and lets pound some claws for the people.

Jed Whitaker

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