According to a Click on Detroit article, a Clinton Township man and a woman of Sterling Heights were found naked inside a running, fogged-up vehicle. The best part about this story is they were parked at the Birmingham Police Department. The officer saw the two in a running vehicle at 12:17AM on Thursday morning. He approached the vehicle to make sure the situation was alright and found two naked individuals.
They were both issued citations for disorderly conduct and given a court date, according to officials.
The best part about this story is reading the comments. User Douglas Clark wrote: "...and police kept telling us that, for safety reasons, the best place to conduct business is in a police station parking lot."